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      <image:caption>"When your kid goes off to college, you know they're going to make some poor decisions..."</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Directed Gallery - WHAT HAPPENED TO TYLER?</image:title>
      <image:caption>"When your kid goes off to college, you know they're going to make some poor decisions..."</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Directed Gallery - JIMMY FALLON COLD OPEN</image:title>
      <image:caption>We captured this touching moment during the Tonight Show transition.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Directed Gallery - JAY LENO ON "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jay uncovers his heritage with the help of historian, Thomas Roche (Michael Hitchcock).</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A cautionary tale for any parent sending their child to college.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Directed Gallery - SOAP OPERA</image:title>
      <image:caption>One night at The Tonight Show a soap opera broke out.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Directed Gallery - LIFETIME MOVIE TRAILER</image:title>
      <image:caption>With the poorly named Audience Sizzle Reels, we helped bring audience member fantasies to life!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Directed Gallery - MIKE FREEMAN</image:title>
      <image:caption>In this Audience Sizzle Reel, a Coast Guard pilot lives out his dream of becoming an astronaut!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This Camp Counselor longs for a different occupation.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Directed Gallery - JARROD THE PLUMBER</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dan Finnerty and The Dan Band expand on a Missed Connections ad.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dan Finnerty and The Dan Band expand on a Missed Connections ad.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Directed Gallery - LADY AT THE COFFEE SHOP</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dan Finnerty and The Dan Band expand on a Missed Connections ad.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Directed Gallery - HO HO HO HOMELAND OPENING CREDITS</image:title>
      <image:caption>What if “Homeland” were a Romantic Comedy?</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2021-03-09</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Taye Diggs recites my lyrics over a track I produced that we can barely hear!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Taye Diggs recites my lyrics over a track I produced that we can barely hear!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written Gallery - LAST CHANCE</image:title>
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      <image:title>Written Gallery - 2017 CREATIVE ARTS EMMYS - TOM HANKS</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tom Hanks reads my words off of a teleprompter!!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written Gallery - 2017 CREATIVE ARTS EMMYS - MICHAEL BOLTON</image:title>
      <image:caption>Not a dry eye in the house when Michael Bolton explains how one wins an Emmy in song.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written Gallery - 2017 CREATIVE ARTS EMMYS - MATTHEW RHYS &amp; GERALD MCRANEY</image:title>
      <image:caption>Aside from one sloppy ad lib, this bit worked well.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written Gallery - 2017 CREATIVE ARTS EMMYS - LISA KUDROW &amp; W. KAMAU BALL</image:title>
      <image:caption>These two luminaries tease the audience with the menu from the after party.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written Gallery - 2018 CAE KUDROW &amp; DAG</image:title>
      <image:caption>I had the pleasure of scripting the presentation of these two comedy legends.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written Gallery - CAE 2018 CAROL BURNETT</image:title>
      <image:caption>I had the pleasure of scripting this comedy icon’s presentation.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written Gallery - CAE 2018 KENAN THOMPSON</image:title>
      <image:caption>I had the pleasure of scripting this comedy legend’s presentation.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written Gallery - CAE 2018 ARNOLD &amp; MCRANEY</image:title>
      <image:caption>A comedic intro for this unlikely duo? You bet!</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2026-02-28</lastmod>
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    <loc>https://www.jimwise.tv/performed-gallery</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-01-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Performed Gallery - Jim Wise - Curb Your Enthusiasm</image:title>
      <image:caption>It took over twenty years, but I finally booked a CURB!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Performed Gallery - Jim Wise - Curb Your Enthusiasm</image:title>
      <image:caption>It took over twenty years, but I finally booked a CURB!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Performed Gallery - CHELSEA - Gun Store Ad</image:title>
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      <image:title>Performed Gallery - CHELSEA - GUN STORE AD</image:title>
      <image:caption>Because I’ll do anything for my craft, I put on 90 lbs to convincingly play this character.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Performed Gallery - CHELSEA - HARASSMENT</image:title>
      <image:caption>Just doing my share to raise awareness about workplace harassment.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Performed Gallery - GOOFY GOOBER ROCK SINGER</image:title>
      <image:caption>I got to get my Dee Snider on for this I Wanna Rock parody in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Performed Gallery - EMMY WIN</image:title>
      <image:caption>I "rudely" interrupt Greg O'Connor's speech to great comic effect.  Guest stars Bradley Whitford, Jane Kaczmarek, Kathy Griffin, and Rosie O'Donnell.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Performed Gallery - 2017 IHEART RADIO JINGLE BALL OPEN</image:title>
      <image:caption>Santa arrives just in time to stand by as Ryan Seacrest organically delivers the Christmas concert lineup.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Performed Gallery - JUSTIN BIEBER'S BABY</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hey, what if Justin Bieber’s bastard son could talk AND do a Q &amp; A with Jay Leno??</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Performed Gallery - THE JOEL MCHALE SHOW - MINI BLACK MIRROR</image:title>
      <image:caption>Stick around.  I show up half way through...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Performed Gallery - NBC HEAD OF PROGRAMMING</image:title>
      <image:caption>Here I reveal the exciting low budget offerings on the NBC Fall Schedule.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Performed Gallery - SIX FLAGS DANCER</image:title>
      <image:caption>Since so many Americans are fatties, shouldn’t the Six Flag Guy be a fatty, too?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Performed Gallery - SANTA CLAUS Q &amp; A</image:title>
      <image:caption>What if Santa Claus granted an interview to Jay Leno?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Performed Gallery - TUGNUT'S GREATEST HITS</image:title>
      <image:caption>I portrayed a character named Coach Tugnut on the Disney Channel series, Even Stevens.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Performed Gallery - ANCHORMAN: DELETED SCENE</image:title>
      <image:caption>I didn’t make the final cut, but you can enjoy this magic HERE, or on the DVD extras.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Performed Gallery - TALLADEGA NIGHTS: DELETED SCENE</image:title>
      <image:caption>I think the watermark kind of makes this clip avant garde.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Performed Gallery - REEL FROM THE 90'S</image:title>
      <image:caption>That’s right. Here are some golden moments for the 1990s.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-01-06</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Written/Performed Gallery - MASTER OF THE GYM</image:title>
      <image:caption>Big hit from the Even Stevens Musical, INFLUENZA!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Big hit from the Even Stevens Musical, INFLUENZA!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Performed Gallery - SPACE GIRL 2020</image:title>
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      <image:title>Written/Performed Gallery - WICK TOMPKINS CHRISTMAS</image:title>
      <image:caption>Would be Country Superstar Wick Tompkins shows why he never “made it” in this archived footage.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Performed Gallery - SPOKESPERSON AUDITIONS</image:title>
      <image:caption>In this social experiment from The Tonight Show, we saw just how far people would go to be the face of a new ad.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Performed Gallery - SURVEY SAYS</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is a very involved hidden camera piece we did for The Tonight Show.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Performed Gallery - THE ELDERLY SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s always fun to play a jackass.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Performed Gallery - AUDIENCE COORDINATOR</image:title>
      <image:caption>Here I offer some gentle words of warning to The Tonight Show audience.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Performed Gallery - LAW AND ORDER THEME</image:title>
      <image:caption>Did you know that the Law and Order theme originally had lyrics?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Performed Gallery - DANCING WITH THE STARS THEME</image:title>
      <image:caption>Did you know that the Dancing With the Stars theme originally had lyrics?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Performed Gallery - TWO AND A HALF MEN THEME</image:title>
      <image:caption>Did you know that the Two and a Half Men theme originally had lyrics?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Performed Gallery - HAWAII FIVE O THEME</image:title>
      <image:caption>Did you know that the Hawaii Five O theme originally had lyrics?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Performed Gallery - HOUSE THEME</image:title>
      <image:caption>Did you know that the House theme originally had lyrics?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Performed Gallery - MITT ROMNEY AD</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hollywood elites may have preferred Obama, but this musical group had their sights on Mitt.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Performed Gallery - RICE &amp; ROMNEY</image:title>
      <image:caption>For a heartbeat during the 2012 election, Mitt flirted with idea of having Condi as his running mate.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Performed Gallery - FAKE RED CARPET</image:title>
      <image:caption>With the Tonight Show, I went out to Universal Studios and shot an extended version of “That Person Looks Like…”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Written/Performed Gallery - LAST CHANCE</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is a Groundlings sketch that we filmed back when I was BEAUTIFUL.</image:caption>
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